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Chaos Lord
https://soundcloud.com/user-871321124/niggas-poppin-dex
C͢h͢a͢o͢s͢
KAY·AWW·SUH /ˈkāÝˌäˌšµπ/
◘ the confused unorganized state of
primordial N00b before the creation of
distinct Alias
Sleep deprivation free for [ 0 ] Day's
and counting hour[ 94.12]
Warning MOOKER levels of psychosis may
begin begin to manifest.
Creative power generator[CHARGING] [50%]
[ON]
Visual SDH FULL AFFECT, [ON]
warning objects may be moving faster
than they exist.
Auditory SDH <<>>[OFF]
Severe delusions/warped perception of
reality <<>>[OFF]
***NEW***
SQUAD BIO CENSORSHIP ACTIVE, crude
sexual jokes have been changed for a PG
rating.
MEET THE TEAM! Wee out here 26 hours a
day, making sure your stay is chaotic
x.X⌡Johnny Tightlips⌠X'x
¿#,*~`@)Mδoker<^>7<¶?
>_^<`↓P♂intman_¬√_┘≥´
@,@/LaSenza@`@
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T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶,̶
̶I̶T̶S̶ ̶M̶O̶R̶P̶H̶I̶N̶
̶T̶I̶M̶E̶!̶
̶J̶o̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶
̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶l̶o̶r̶d̶s̶,̶
̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶e̶s̶t̶
̶e̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶
̶C̶O̶-̶C̶r̶a̶p̶t̶a̶i̶n̶,̶
̶M̶O̶R̶P̶H̶.̶ ̶A̶l̶s̶o̶
̶f̶u̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶s̶
̶a̶.̶.̶ ̶a̶s̶,̶ ̶a̶
̶*̶b̶e̶l̶c̶h̶*̶
̶c̶a̶s̶i̶n̶o̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶,̶
̶a̶n̶d̶
̶s̶u̶b̶s̶t̶i̶t̶u̶t̶e̶
̶m̶a̶t̶h̶
̶t̶e̶a̶c̶h̶e̶r̶.̶
̶S̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶
̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶.̶.̶
̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶.̶
̶W̶E̶ ̶G̶O̶T̶ ̶M̶O̶R̶P̶H̶
̶B̶I̶T̶C̶H̶!̶
R̶̶͢O̶̶͢S̶̶͢T̶̶͢E̶̶͢R̶͢
̶
̶̶͢U̶̶͢P̶̶͢D̶̶͢A̶̶͢T̶͢
E̶̶͢!̶̶͢ ̶M̶O̶R̶P̶H̶
̶I̶S̶ ̶A̶ ̶B̶I̶T̶C̶H̶!̶
̶a̶a̶a̶n̶d̶
̶F̶U̶C̶K̶E̶M̶!̶.̶.̶.̶.̶.̶f
u̶c̶k̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶,̶
̶N̶o̶
̶h̶o̶n̶o̶u̶r̶r̶u̶.̶.̶
̶r̶a̶c̶k̶
̶d̶i̶s̶a̶p̶r̶i̶n̶e̶.̶
̶S̶M̶A̶R̶U̶U̶
̶P̶E̶N̶I̶S̶E̶E̶H̶!̶
̶最̶後̶に̶私̶の̶寺̶院̶を
̶恥̶じ̶ま̶す̶。̶(̶
̶S̶a̶i̶g̶o̶ ̶n̶i̶
̶w̶a̶t̶a̶s̶h̶i̶ ̶n̶o̶
̶j̶i̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶
̶h̶a̶j̶i̶m̶a̶s̶u̶.̶)̶
Welcome back, captain shitlord himself,
KLEAN-X!
̶J̶e̶s̶s̶u̶p̶ ̶i̶s̶
̶b̶a̶c̶k̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶w̶e̶
̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶
̶K̶e̶a̶n̶u̶.̶ we don't have a
Keanu... lord save us.
̶
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-EDUCATIONAL CHAOS_ [PSA]- _DID YOU KNOW
95% OF SS PLAYS SUFFER FROM-
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to, training, or, skill development.
"Set" as in, a set of specific
characteristics, that diagnose the
condition. "Conductor" as in, how will
you go about conducting your life? on
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Medical info above was sourced from the
"Russian journal of mental retardation:
RJMR
https://www.reesearchgay.nyet/journal/Am
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Bg4
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-CHAOS DOCUMENTARY SERIES_ -SEX DRUGS
AND ROTTEN HOLES, POINTMANS LEGACY_
Ad revenue from his 3 websites,
ratemypoo, meatspin and chatroulette,
funded his path to anal enlightenment.
Due to Germany's rather large "Scheiß
Party" scene, Anus schluckt Pisse
roulette was being preformed in every
household daily. Pairing perfectly with,
rate my poo's, extensive archive of over
one million destroyed toilets, it became
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Germany. Site traffic slowed, and so did
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smart devices with cameras, made the
websites obsolete in months.
Wearing the "No Means Gag me" "leather
daddy anus pain yes" collection, he
hanged himself, while doing his
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live on the net. The video went up on
porn hub, and became a staple for German
sex weirdos. Its currently the most
viewed erotic video online, still
watched to this day, by the thousands,
and has ironically generated millions in
ad revenue. His suicide note never
printed because of a paper jam.
-EDUCATIONAL CHAOS_ -[LIFE SKILLS]_ HOW
TO TIE A NOOSE-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMCFoudy
YxQ
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the PSIs (Psychic Shit Installation
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ill be able to travel through space and
time using my anus alone."
¿#,*~`@)Mδoker<^>7<¶?
**AMBER ALERT**
Registered sex offender
Mage+, is on the hunt once again.
Evidence has come forward, linking him
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his moms basement. If you see this
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"I like monkey anus, and was tired of
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freezy pop what for it mean to be super
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-CHAOTIC LIVE STREAM_ [SAIYAN]-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxyNYXw
UA8
"I didn't see nuttin, if any one asks,
tell em to go suck a lemon."
x.X⌡Johnny Tightlips⌠X'x
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hole. After a few casual hits of the
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through it as fast as I can, until I hit
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@,@/LaSenza@`@
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TWDD: 1000 TWJD: 1000 TWBD: 1000 TWFD: 1000 TWSD: 1000
Squad rating history (last 50 games)
Squad activity by hour (GMT-5) (last 30 days)
Squad activity by division (last 30 days)
Turn-over rate for squad players (last 30 days)
stable
Age (in days)
1,006
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