Yoo Son where ya been!

haha facebook < tw gallery ss> life u know this!

all i can say is ...wow? LOL

super hero!

pimp daddy himself, russe playa

did i say it was? no, you did, thanks for correcting yourself :/

lol Van..

quota? dude, im not trying to burn you, im trying to understand you :(

surgury? i think your dictionary is wrong :(

i dont understand your broken english please hire someone to correct it plox.

Once a lesbian couple came up to me and asked me to help them getting a baby. I converted the girl who wanted to bear the baby into heterosexuality. She dated men for a while, but eventually got back with her ex- girlfriend. True story.

i guess freud was right when he said insecurity is the cause of rage. small penis = rage (since you dont comprehend english)

Everyone who commented on other persons penises in this profile is, TW-officially, know as "guys with so low self esteem that they scan every picture they see of (half) naked men to see if they prolly, on a really good day after an insanely hot shower, have a slightly larger penis than Van Jari got after dipping his in ice for 15 minutes. Period. End of discussion.

and when you wear tight underwear, people learn you have no penis, your point?

hmmmm one blue eye...one brown....:) your eyes are gorgeous. <3

Ferris Bullers best friend is in your top pic.

.. LOL

New Lord of the Rings character?

I'm not aquaman, unless aqua man is awesome.

and use a period for a decimal point like the first world countries noob

LOL are you aqua man??

Funny, the "mods" post this gay pic

I work for UPS so don't be offended if im checking out your package. :O

solution: blood 2 penis

caos translation: your penis is very small. Solution: enzyte.

at the moose picture. thats funny lol NOT AT YOU dont freak out but the moose and that lil horse thing is sooo funny or a dog whatever it is

I would.

lmfaooooooooooo

:o i see your panties!

bla bla caos , ur gayness is too big for tw

tu pene es muy pequeño!

All those lonely nights At the grocery store In the frozen fish aisle Feeling like a whore ‘Cuz I wasn’t being true Even though everyone said That I had to make a switch Now I know that I’m a gay fish

R O F L

Nice package.

pp shrink when wet